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Hello Mullah | Baghdad, Baghdad | Have a Resolution

HELLO MULLAH
(TO THE TUNE OF ALAN SHERMAN’S HELLO MUDDAH)
BY RICK LONDON (c) 7/8/02
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Hello Mullah,
Hello Fatah,
Here I am at,
Camp Guantanama
Camp X-Ray Is Irritating,
But They Say We'll Wage Jihad When Allah's Willing.

All The Guards Here,
Hate Al Queda,
All Our Talk Of,
Intafada,
It's So Hot Here, I'm Hallucenating,
Last Night I Thought I Saw Osama Masturba(bleep).

They Let Us Study,
The Holy Quran,
But On Penthouse,
They Got A Strict Ban.
Omar Next Door,
He Wants To Date Me,
But I Am Playing Hard To Get Until He Ra(bleep) Me.

That Big Ocean,
Has Some Species,
That Would Eat Me,
Then I'd Be Feces.
So I Sit Here,
Watching Shark Fins,
While West Bank martyrs get my virgins.

Tell Osama,
I Am Sorry,
But Camp X-Ray,
Ain't No Party,
So I Told Them,
Where To Find Him.
Soon I Will Be Driving My Own Taxi In Manhattan.
LIPS TO ALLAH!!

BAGHDAD BAGHDAD
(TO THE TUNE OF NY, NY)
BY RICK LONDON (c) 9/9/02

Start spreading the nukes,
I’m leaving today,
I wanna be a part of it,
In old Baghdad.

I wanna wake up in a city where Saddam sleeps,
I wanna see U.N inspectors, way out of sight,
Watch all those Patriots…….light up the night.

Scud missiles released,
Might hit Tel Aviv,
But the IDF could achieve,
A brand new Jerusalem,
In Old Baghdad.

E-coli is sad,
Smallpox just as bad,
But the U.S. Marines could turn Saddam,
Into a hand rag.

If we can take him there, we’ll take him anywhere,
It’s up to you, in old Baghdad.

Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

HAVE A RESOLUTION
(TO THE TUNE OF "VOLUNTEERS" BY JEFFERSON AIRPLANE)
BY RICK LONDON - (c) 9/11/2002

Look what's happening in Baghdad's streets,
Got a resolution, Got to resolution.
Kafi Anin seems mighty pleased,
Got a resolution, Got to resolution,
Says Iraq must be believed,
Got a resolution, got to resolution.

Daschle thinks its bold,
Bush is hardly sold,
2nd Bush generation got a destination in his throes
Saddam must die.
Hey it's time for you and ME(dia),
Got a resolution, Got to resolution,

No U.S. Marines on the Mediteranian Sea,
Got a resolution, Got a resolution,
Who will take Iraq from ol' Saddam,
Dubya, Dick and you and me?
And the U.S. Marines,
And the Army,
Not to forget the Air and Navy,
Who'll be dancing in the streets,
Handin' out candy and other sweets,
Not Saddam, not Arafat,
They'll be in the bone alley tit for tat.

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